
Not leaving skid marks on the toilet seat is hard, too. She didn’t know any of the other wedding party members other than me, and it was mixed company.įreaks, so glad I’m away from them and their family traditions. Some one offered her some shrimp, instead of being polite and saying, “no, thank you.” she responded in her load raspy voice, “hell no, Shrimp gives me the shits.” then she proceeded to tell everyone her past shit blow outs she had after eating shrimp. I was in a wedding party with one of his sisters, as we were waiting with the groomsman, there was an appetizer table set up with a plate of shrimp. Funny family stories of how X left his poop in the toilet for his sisters, and their boyfriends, they would be in tears laughing at the same story I know I heard a million times. They would then recall older poop stories which had been told over a thousand times before. Each family member would share a personal poop story for more entertainment. Now that I think about it that was the only time I remember them happy and laughing. I could believe the he roaring laughter of his family. they would play the recording over and over and laugh hysterically.Īs entertainment during family get togethers, including holidays such as Christmas the boys would play their special recording for everyone to enjoy. X and his brother actually recorded themselves farting. Every get family get together the conversation would ultimately turn to defecating, flatulence, and gross stories of memorable bowl movements. It made me wonder if they had been sexually molested as children.ĭisgusting and crude.


I wonder what it is with these freaks and their obsession with their bodily functions? His entire family including his sisters were obsessed.
